I’M SHITHEAD AND I DO A BLACK FLIP
November 20, 2011 § 1 Comment
Met up with Jackie (www.beyondjackie.blogspot.com) and Cheryl (wolfgypsy.blogspot.com) yesterday for some ramen and good ol’ bitching/talking about frivolous stuff. Hahaha it’s awesome meeting FASHIUNZ_FRENZ and I know we’re gonna be super good friends. :D (No f-words yet omg)
This is what happens when you combine 3 people with an insanely-wild imagination HAHAHAHA.
Jackie was telling us about how she had this FUCKING CRAZY stalker a while back and I was all ; “Imagine if he sent you a bra and was all, I wanna be both your physical and mental support….like this bra” HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY…I AM.
Invaded H&M cause Cheryl is a H&M Virgin and she’s probably the 84989489484th person to complain bout the store’s layout. SRSLY. You have a total mishmash of stuff which doesn’t look nice as a collective whole. /goes insane.
And the H&M Versace stuff was totally wiped out omg. ): My geometric-print t-shirt. ))))’; /firstworldproblem.
Don’t know why this girl likes to vogue so much HAHAHAHAHAHA. The little girl I was babysitting (As in, not mauling her to death with a butcher knife) was all KORKOR MY MARMEE ALSO LIKE TO READ VOR-GUE. Lmao it’s ok kid, at least you’re cute.
Convinced them to head to the kids section to feed my rampant desire for having a child HAHAHAHA I think I was showing them how I’d style my future daughter wtf. And I got photobombed by this sadako-looking kid omg gtfo.
HOW FUCKING CUTE IS THIS OMG LITTLE SKELETON JUMPSUITS!!! FUCK IF ONLY I COULD WEAR THIS AND LOUNGE AT HOME BUT I’LL BULGE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES. ))): H&M y u no make bigger sizes?!?!?!
I tried to get Jackie to try it and she was like “HAH WHAT IF I BULGE?” and I was like…you don’t have a penis…do you? HAHAHAHA.
There’s something EXTREMELY liberating about hanging with people who are damn buay-paisei because you can do stupid shit like posing outside branded-stores even though the doorman is staring at you with the O_o??? face.
Obligatory outfit shots because we are insanely addicted to lookbook HAHAHAHAHA. Feels good being with people who are all OMG LET’S TAKE OUTFIT SHOT and knowing you’re not the only one with this complex.
Dancing outside Wisma Atria to chinese oldies (WA MENG TIIIII WA MENG TIIIIII) and showing the world that we are born naturales at dancing freestyle SOMEONE HIRE US TO BE BACKUP DANCERS HAHAHAHA. And on a random note, I bought those boots back in 2009 and up till update, they’re one of my favourite pairs even though they cost only…$15 SGD LOL WTF.
This looks like one of em’ props in a Disney movie where it ~*~comes to life~*~ when an orphan girl sits next to it and cries on Christmas Day because she’s ~*~hungry and alone~*~. And then it whisks her unto a ~*~magical sled~*~ where she finds love, peace and a new family in a far-off land. Brb crying I’m a movie director genius.
Was lying around on some comfy seats with Cheryl when we noticed some guy staring VERY intently as us. And we were all “Wtf is he gonna rob us or rape us or molest us or all 3 of the above?!?!” Turns out he was a street-style photographer HAHAHAHAHA CALM YO TITS PEOPLE.
Clarke Quay-ed (My bff used to pronounce it as Klark Kuay when she was younger HAHAHAHA) with Madhavan for some free ice-cream AND FUCKYEAH CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS! <3 stood there and danced to christmas jingles + played with bubbles. (: I miss hanging out with her. <333
Hahaha look how bad my skin is! FUCK YOU ROACCUTANE THOUGH I WILL GROW TO LOVE YOU IN ANOTHER MONTH’S TIME. Ended up spending the night sitting by the river, singing to Eagles – Hotel California and eating icecream. We were THIS CLOSE to walk bout our feelings and crying our eyes out HAHAHAHA OK I JOKE.
Can we all please take some time out of our lives to listen to this AMAZING SONG HAHAHAHAHA.