MY MUM IS SERIOUSLY THE MOST BIZARRE/WEIRDEST/STRANGEST ONE IN THE WORLD SRSLY.

May 7, 2011 § Leave a comment

With reference to my not-so-shy title bout my mum, I SWEAR TO GOD SHE IS FUCKING WEIRD HAHAHAHAHA.

Ok, so she bumped into one of my friend’s today and the first thing she said when she came home was, “EH SO-AND-SO (LOL NAME PROTECTED FOR PRIVACY AND DIGNITY) GAINED WEIGHT HOR! SO GOOD SHE NO LONGER LOOKS SO SKINNY AND HER BOOBS LOOK BIGGER.”

That’s not all folks.

She continued talking about how so-and-so’s parents look like they have a VERY VERY VERY active sex life, how her father reminded her of a giant labrador (Giant and scruffy) and how her mother had a “hot-like-siao” body wtf. -_-

(On a random note, I’m shuffling music in my wmp now and it’s playing A Whole New World HAHAHAHAHAHA. I was SO OBSESSED with Aladdin when I was young that I made my maid drag me around on a carpet LOL FHL. )


Went to the kitchen today to make instant porridge (Those HIGH IN SODIUM AND NO NUTRIENT ones which will prolly make me die an early death but I don’t give a flying fuck cause it’s so easy to make) and my dog kept giving me this disdainful face!

You know you have a pathetic life when even your pet judges your food choices. ):

What I wore tuhday~ 40degrees on the Heat Index Metre has relegated me to wearing a tanktop out! Funny thing is, I used to associate solely wearing a tanktop with OVER-MUSCULAR GAY GUYS WITH OVER-PLUCKED EYEBROWS AND SHORT SHORTS THOUGH THEY HAVE HAIRY LEGS LOL.

And yes, my hair is fading to grey. -_-

Wearing my new bone necklace from Etsy.com, an assortment of rings that came (LOVE LOVE LOVING the crow-skull one I got from BloodMilk on etsy.com) and my neglected pair of strap-on stud boots!

Headed to Cathay for an FYP meeting and tried the new Strawberry & Creme frappe! SRSLY TRY IT EBERYBARDY IT IS SO GOOD!!! But remember to stir it first and not drink 1/2 of it thinking it’s so bland LOL HIMBO.

Was so awesome meeting up with my FYP team because we FINALLY GOT THE FIRST FUCKING MEETING OUT OF THE WAY and it was hella productive! Made me even more excited for our project! HAHAHAHAHAHA TEAM JACOB FTW.

The 3 beyotches I’ll be working with for the next few months on our project! AND LOL AMANDA’S TOP MODEL FACE HAHAHAHAHAHA MAH HOMEGURRRRLLLL IS SMIZING.

What soon ensued was a MASSIVE GOSSIP SESSION BOUT PEOPLE IN OUR SCHOOL (who else?), talking bout working life, debating who will win ANTM Cycle 16 (PLZPLZPLZ MOLLY) and talking bout random crap.

Urgh wonky eyes fml. I think it’s high time I bought eyelid glue once more TO RECTIFY THIS PROBLEM WHY AM I NOT BORN WITH PERFECT EYELIDS.

Somehow landed at Ion with my parents (IT HAPPENED SO QUICKLY I DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED ROFL) and decided to go to Meatworks for dinner! :33 Mad love eating steak though I’ve seen videos of how cows are slaughtered! ):

Though it’s not as bad as Foie Gras, the killing of dolphins by the Japanese or worse… SHARK HUNTING!!! I wanted to join Greenpeace when I was younger but apparently… MY GRADES WERE TOO HORRIBLE AND I LIVED IN SINGAPORE. /dreams dashed.

The people I share a house with HAHAHAHAHAHA MY NEW FAVOURITE THING TO SAY WHENEVER I GREET THEM IN THE MORNING OR WHATSOEVER. And my brother’s starting to look SO MUCH like my Dad that I think it’s scary! O:

And LULZ, I know most of ya’ll will prolly go ZOMG BIEBER HAIR!!!!1!!!11!!ONEONEONE.

For my mum, I call her “HELLO WOMAN WHO I CAME OUT OF” and she seems to find it very funny HAHAHAHAHAHA HENCE HER FACIAL EXPRESSION.

A proper picture! And it’s SUPER RAW cause I didn’t EDIT MY FACE AT ALL. HOW. HOW. BRAVE ANOT?

The following pictures of food porn might induce 1) Severe hunger pangs in the middle of the night whilst you tumblr, 2) Convulsions of hunger if you’re reading this just after you wake up or 3) Worst case scenario = CANNIBALIZING YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS/BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/NEIGHBOUR/WHORE.

THE END OF THE FOOD PORN PICTURES URGH CRAVING FOR RARE MEAT AGAIN SO FATTTYYY MELT IN MWOIZXZX MOUTHZXZX.

If you’re wondering why my brother’s wearing a different top… it’s cause he went to change into new ones (We went shopping at Topman earlier!) and he demanded I took a new picture for him! -_-

Went back home and in an INSANE MOMENT OF SELF-INDULGENCE AND NARCISSIM, I DECIDED TO CAMWHORE WITH MY NEW ALEXANDER-WANG REPLICA SUNGLASSES! :D So much love because CL wore the EXACT SAME PAIR (Albeit being real) in the Can’t Nobody MV! /obsessed with her.

Spoils of the day~ My favourite would be the marbled long-sleeve top in the corner because it reminded me instantly of Helmut Lang and my bff Lihui gave me that studded band if you can spot it! Thanks so much babe! <33333

It is nao time for me to laze my Saturday away~ TIME TO GO TO YOUTUBE AND WATCH CATS PLAYING ZEE PIANO.

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