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April 9, 2011 § Leave a comment
Guess who’s back bitchessssssssssssss?!?!?!
Haven’t been blogging in god-knows-how-many-years because I’ve been pretty busy with internship (I end work pretty late and by the time I get back, I just wanna crawl into my bed and pass out) and also, I’m getting lazy to bring my camera out on outings! ):
On a happier note, my internship’s going pretty awesome! :D Pretty chill work environment, funny colleagues and the workload hasn’t made me threaten to slice my throat with a butter knife yet! :D
Moving on, I recently WHIPPED OUT MAH CAMERAAAA after coaxing my brother and Michelle to do seperate photoshoots for me! Nothing beats exploiting your family+friends to build up your portfolio! (BTW I LOVE YOU GUYS HAHAHAHAHAHA.)
And he’s using it for his FB Dp-picture now! I feel so proud omg. T_T
For some odd reason, I’ve been imagining him in this kinda shot for a while! :3 So I’m quite glad I finally did it! *__* Trying to experiment with more horizontal compositions as opposed to portrait ones! O:
And my friends keep going WAHLAO YOUR BRUDDER LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER.
Starting to embrace lighting manipulation in photoshop! :D Srsly, the inventor of this software needs a Nobel Prize or something wtf. Or, I also hope that he gets laid with 94904388282 hot chicks per week or something! :3
Slapping my face here cause I am super buay paisei despite my skin texture+tone resembling something like a disgusting fruit (wtf?). -_- But it’s nothing photoshop cannot save HAHAHAHAHA YOU SEE YOU SEE EVERYBARDEE IS FAKE ON THE INTERNET!!!
And I’m going back to dark hair next month! -_- So sick of light hair wtf.
So I just go, NOPE I WAS PICKED UP FROM THE DUSTBIN / I WAS ADOPTED FROM AMERICA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And the straps are really handy! Why? Because if I get robbed, I can remove them and strangle the robber with it HAHAHAHAHAHA. SELF-DEFENCE MOTHERFUCKERS.
And you guys know what? FUCK SINGAPORE WEATHER. One minute it’s FUCKING HOT AND THE NEXT IT’S RAINING LIKE CRAZY LIKE THE TYPE OF RAIN WHERE ABORIGINAL PEOPLE WANT SO THAT THEIR STUPID ANIMALS WON’T DIE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK.
I wanted a very soft, ethereal and romantic feel to this shoot and I think my photos kinda achieved that effect! *_* Such a far cry from my old days where I only used contrast/midtones.
Me : OMG WE BURNT YOUR HAIR WAHLAO OMG SO SCARY WHAT IF IT NEVER GROWS BACK
Michelle : Chill, it’s fake. -_-
Me : -_- Oh.
True friendship = Singing your hair for friends! (‘;
OK LAH JUST JOKING HAHAHAHA I DID IT TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER.
Excuse the weird colour balance! -_- Adjusted it for the above shot! And LOL at Michelle’s hair! Being my model : Extremely tiring! SRSLY I TORTURE EVERYONE OF THEM FOR I AM A SADISTIC BITCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH. /shameless.
Top Row : Gareth Pugh Veste / Helmut Lang Jersey Shirt / Joseph Meyer Leather Vest / 3.1 Phillip Lim Blazer
Middle Row : Pamela Love Sterling Silver Talon Ring / Pamela Love Black Arrowhead Ring
Bottom Row : Balmain Embellished Leather Jacket / Ann Demeulemeester Cardigan / Alexander Wang Satchel Bag / Rick Owens Wool Drape Sweater.
And the accumulated price of these clothing = The earnings of a Singapore salarymen for approximately 2-3 years! YAY LIFE! <333