JENGJENGJENG FINALLY, AN UPDATE FROM THIS BLOG’S MOTHERFUCKING LAZY OWNER!! 8DDDD AFTER LIKE WHAT 20 DAYS OR SOMETHING OR NOTHING.

September 17, 2010 § 1 Comment

Kudos to some of ya’ll if you catch the Little Britain reference!! HAHAHA URH THIS WILL PROLLY BE YET ANOTHER NONSENSICAL POST WITH LOTS OF RAMBLING CAUSE I’M HIGH ON MICHELLE BRANCH MUSIC (WHAT CANNOT MEH I LIKE) AND SARSI SYRUP LOL.

Anyways, Diane messaged me a few days ago asking me if Michelle (She cancelled last minute though! ): Hope your mum’s well bb! <3) and I were free to catch a movie! 8D SO, SINCE ALL I EVER DO IS TO BUM AROUND LIKE A HERMIT, OF COURSE I’D SNAP UP THE CHANCE! 8DDD

Oh, and the MRT ride to town was FUCKING EXCRUCIATING! -__- Cause I was watching videos on my phone and laughing to myself. But as usual, some elderly citizens were all WTF THIS BOY IS INSANE I SHALL GIVE HIM A JUDGING STARE. Ended up bursting into laughter the minute I saw Diane. HAHAHA.

Had to coax coughdemandcough her to smile cause I was all EH TAKE PEEKCHAR!!! and she was like I DON’T WANT MY SMILE VELLI AWKWAAAAARD. -_- But hee she haz rabbit teeth so velli cute.

Posting this random piece of a carton of nachos cause I have this irrational love/hate relationship with it! O: I swear, like, sometimes I’m all N’AWWW NO THANKS THE CHEESY SMELL VELLI SMELLY WAN but others, I’m all OMG GIVE ME ALL YOUR NACHOS BEFORE I BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.

Badly compressed photo of Lido Theatre (CURSE YOU WORDPRESS)! 8D It’s funny actually. Cause when Diane told me that we were watching a movie there, I was like OMG ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS I THOUGHT OLD MEN LIKED TO GO THERE TO WATCH PORNO FILMS AND MASTURBATE!!! Turns out it was none-seedy and the seats were clear of stains! 8D;/

YOU SEE?!?! LOOKS SO FUCKING SEEDY RIGHT!! GOT RED LIGHTS SOMEMORE!! LIKE YANG TZE THEATRE LOR!!!!

I mean really lor! COME ON! -__- Freakiest movie theatre ever! HAHAHA IMAGINE YOU’RE WALKING ALONG, AND THEN SOME CREEPY SCARY LAO UNCLE POPS UP BEHIND THE BUSHES AND FLASHES YOU!!

THINK ABOUT IT. CREEPY LAO UNCLE + WRINKLY PENIS + LIFETIME OF PSYCHIATRIC TREATMENT!!

Diane giving me her best You-Won’t-Fucking-Die-So-Stop-Being-A-Dweeb look! HAHAHAHA THIS WOMAN HAS BALLS OF STEEL. BALLS OF MOTHERFUCKING STEEEL!!!1111!!1!!

Ended up gathering enough nerves to enter the toilet! D: Surprisingly, it’s REALLY REALLY CLEAN WITH NO USED CONDOMS OR  JUST-BORN BABIES IN TOILET BOWLS. LOL. But it’s still creepy to me! -___-

Photoshopped by your’s truly! 8DDDDD SEE?! SO CREEPY RIGHT, LIKE SILENT HILL!! Or Fatal Frame! 8DDD Anybody played those games?! :3 I nearly pissed myself once whilst playing Fatal Frame 2, TRUFAX. My brother even had to drag my limp frail body (All 56 kg of it!!) to the toilet. HAHAHAHA I FAIL PLZ.

SEE?! I CAN EVEN THINK OF A PLOT THAT’LL ENSUE!! Ok, you enter the toilet and it’s all creepy (Btw, brown crosses on the floor are badly drawn cockroaches! DON’T JUDGE MY DRAWING SKILLS I RECEIVED 0.5/4  FOR MY DRAWING EXAM LOL FAIL.), then, YOU NOTICE A DEAD BODY HANGING FROM THE LEFT STALL AND PLUMMETS TO THE FLOOR. Screaming ensues from you and it only gets louder when a creepy old man with an axe emerges from the stall AND HE’S GIGGLING WITH GLEE (LOL WTF) AND HE RUNS TOWARDS YOU!!!

fuck. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I’M SCARING MYSELF FUCK NEED HAPPY MUSIC SO SWEET IT MELTS MY EAR CAVITIES AND I DIE FROM A SUGAR SHOCK.

Can you believe I actually went to dance about the house to Arashi (ONEEE DREAAAAM) with my friend before coming back to post cause I was all EH CHOW I VEH FREAKED OUT NOW DANCE WITH ME. True friends dance to Jpop with you when you’re scared shitless. 8D Anyways, I saw the HP7 poster and my heart ached. ;___; I mean, I practically grew up with the cast members and OMGGG. ;____; A legacy is gonna end!

Side note : Painful memory, but I remembered how I used to wave a twig around when I was young and pretending I was wizard. LOL AND I’D AVADA KEDAVRA MY DOG AND MAKE HER PRETEND SHE’S DEAD LOL CHILDHOOD TIEMZZZZ.

Ok, most of ya’ll will prolly be wondering why the fuck I’m posting a picture of an Ethopian kid but Diane and I watched the movie Babies! :D To sum it up in one sentence, it’s bout 4 babies and how they lead about their lives and develop. It’s so cute really! <3 You see them being birthed and how they crawl about and get smothered with intense love from their parents! 8D/ (Felt intensely unloved by my parents when I saw how they were raised! -_- )

And this kid (Apparently his name is Ponjiao! :3) was so mad cute!! HAHAHA. Cause all he ever did was to roll around on the floor and pick stuff up to eat! 8D/ Or roll around and harass his family members. 8D

Ethopian kids are so cute! <3 No wonder Madonna wants like 910490929225567 of them. LOL.

Shall be adroit and name this picture “Japan baby with giant cat.” Guys, it’s the truth when people say that Japan mothers/kids are the hottest! I mean, come on, the kids burst out of their mother’s womb AND BAM INSTANTLY BECOME MINI FASHIONISTAS! I mean, have YA’LL SEEN THE BABY FASHION MAGS AT KINO?! OMG THEY’RE BETTER DRESSED THAN LIKE SINGAPOREANS 10X THEIR AGE!! IT’S SO AMAZING.

And their mothers are BLOODY HOT. REALLY. I mean, if you can carry a baby for 9 months, shoot it out of your womb AND SOMEHOW MANAGE TO STAY SO SLIM AND GORGEOUS, THEN YOU MUST BE AN ALIEN… OR A JAPAN WOMAN! 8DDD

You see?! Even when she had a baby rolling about in her stomach, SHE STILL DRESSES UP (LOL GIANT RED BOW) and runs around to press conferences!! Not too big on her cheeks though. o___O I don’t think it’s your typical OH I’M PREGNANT AND FEELING BLESSED glow.

I think this is one of her more recent photos! 8D/ Cause it’s on the latest Dollywink packaging I think! LOOK AT HER. LOOK HOW FUCKING HOT SHE IS!! (Ok lah, I admit she kenna photoshopped CONFIRM ONE I TELL YOU) but STILL.

Ok. Will stop gushing bout my love for Tsubasa cause she is obviously married to some fucking hot Japan dood (WITH SUPER CHIO BLONDE HAIR FML) and is prolly dressing her kid up in Uniqlo or something! ):

Anyways, since I was lazy to pull out my camera and take photos (REALLY LOR WHY’S MY SLR GETTING HEAVIER?!), I shall try my best to recall all the shit that happened after the movie (YAY I DIDN’T CRY) in point form! :D





~Headed to Far East Plaza where I psycho-ed Diane to blow 200 on a camera! 8DDDD Apparently, the auntie was really nice cause she was all LAI I CHARGE CHEW CHEEPCHEEP FOR THE FILM HOR.

~Bought a leather jacket. (AFTER SO MANY FUCKING DONKEY YEARS OF LUSTING FOR ONE) It reminds me of a jacket style Acne Atacoma released a while ago! 8DDD/ So I can be all dillusional and pretend I’m wearing the real thing! :D

~Nearly wanted to buy a pair of harems, but I know that I’ll look fucking fat in them. That, and I’ll prolly look like I’ve shitted my pants.

~Decided that FEP was too boring and thus we bus-ed to Dohby Ghaut! Also because Diane was all ))): cause the previous camera shop Aunty didn’t wanna sell her more cheap film! SO FUNNY SHE WAS ALL “EH AUNTIE PLZZZ I STUDENT ONEEEEE.”

~Headed to Plaza Sing where we stomped Toybox or whatever the shop’s name is! HAHAHA. Fuck I really have short-term memory! -________-

~Went window shopping and IT WAS SO AGONIZING. ;___; Cause A CERTAIN SOMEONE likes ~*~COLOURS~*~ so much that we had to enter store WHICH ARE SO FUCKING TECHNICOLOURED HAHAHAHA. OMG SO MANY COLOURFUL CLOTHES.

~Ended up passing out at Starbucks cause we were fucking tired (FUCK I WOKE UP AT 7AM TODAY NO IDEA WHY. SCREW YOU BODY.) and had so much trouble calling this seller for film sales! -___-

~Was about to throw a fit at her (Nothing pisses me off more than when people don’t pick up the phone. -_- HINT YUN IF YOU’RE READING THIS LOL.) when we realized that OHEY SHE WAS IN A MEETING when she called back. And she sounded so pleasant and cute on the phone! :3

OK GONNA END THIS LENGTH ENTRY WITH A POLAROID PICTURE CAUSE I TOOK DIANE’S POLAROID CAMERA’S VIRGINITY /CUE CREEPY LAUGHTER.

POSTING THIS PICTURE EVEN THOUGH MY EYES ARE DISGUSTINGLY SLITTY HAHAHAHA. <3 YOU FOREVER BB HERE’S TO MANY MORE YEARS OF GOING OUT AND LAYING WASTE IN TOWN! <333

Ps : I am still fucking freaked out at the thought of a creepy old men maiming me to death.

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§ One Response to JENGJENGJENG FINALLY, AN UPDATE FROM THIS BLOG’S MOTHERFUCKING LAZY OWNER!! 8DDDD AFTER LIKE WHAT 20 DAYS OR SOMETHING OR NOTHING.

  • Diane says:

    MUAHAHAHAAH~

    CAN’T EXPRESS HOW MUCH FUN IT IS TO READ YOUR POSTS. =.= THEY ARE SO ENTERTAINING. OMGAWD WHAT AM I TO DO WITHOUT THEM. HAHAHAHAHAHA~

    YESH, TECHNICOLOUR COLOURS FTW~

    AND LOVABLE BABIES = AWESOMEPOSSUM. YOU GO KIDNAP A KID AND WE WILL RAISE IT UP AND THEN THROW IT BACK TO THE MOTHER. *EVIL BRAIN PROCESSING*

    AND THE CUTE ETHOPIAN KID KEEPS EATING AND DRINKING FROM THINGS OFF THE FLOOR. AND ROLLING AROUND AND AMUSING EVERYBODY. AND THE JAPANESE KID GREW UP TO BECOME SUCH A GORGEOUS KID. IWANTTHEMALL!!!!!

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