HERE I AM WITH A BITCHY POST SLANDERING A CLASSMATE. ENJOY/DISLIKE YEAHZZZZZZZ!
July 20, 2010 § 1 Comment
This post shall be dedicated a certain classmate who I will call T! And it shall totally slander and rip her to shreds because if it hasn’t transpired, I am MOTHER-FUCKING PISSED OFF WITH HER. And I’M NOT SCARED OF THE FACT THAT SHE MIGHT READ THIS because even if she does, SHE’LL BE TOO MOTHERFUCKING POOR TO AFFORD A LAWYER TO SUE ME. :DDDD
Ok. Let’s give some background info! Tuesday’s are the day where I have this module called HOTA (History of The Arts) which is some dumbfuck useless module tqhat starts AT 8 AM FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT MOTHER-FUCKING REASON. And as ya’ll can guess, it’s a pain in the ass to drag yourself to school at that timing and complete the problem statement for the day which is stupidly crafted.
And classmate T is from China. Ok, not hating extremely on her for that. But let’s just say that T is a useless mother-bitch. She comes to school and ALL SHE DOES IS TO ONLINE-SHOP. Like, I swear to god, that’s ALL SHE EVER DOES. I mean, it’s one thing to divert your attention to clothes ALL the time but it’s another to COMPLETELY IGNORE GROUP DISCUSSIONS AND NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THE TEAM’S RESEARCH FOR THE DAY. And guess the irony? She dresses like a fucking auntie. I swear to god, SHE WEARS THE SAME SLIPPERS EVERYDAY TO SCHOOL AND ALSO, SOME CRAP NECKLACE I BET CAME FROM THE PASAR MALAM (LEH LONG LEH LONG, 2 FOR 3 DOLLA.).
Oh! And she has a boyfriend! GASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP. Must be some old china fucker with saggy balls and hairy armpits who’s desperate enough to fuck her (MUST ADD BODY ODOUR TOO, THE SOUR TYPE YOU CAN FIND IN CHINATOWN) ! -_____-; I mean, she looks mother-fucking ugly/old and I couldn’t think of anybody who would fuck her. Or possibly jizz on her face. But that’s another story.
So today, we had this shitty problem statement and my group (5 including her) , despite feeling sibei-ed sian, decided to discuss it to split work. AND GUESS WHAT T WAS DOING? Nope! Instead of bothering to discuss and share the workload, SHE DECIDED TO VIEW CLOTHES AGAIN. FUCKING HELL, FUCKING BUAY SIAN ISIT?! Like. What’s the point of viewing clothes ALL the time when you can’t afford it? Poor china bitch, her father’s probably some farmer who earns 15SGD a month raking in veggies! ):
But anyways, 30 mins after the discussion, SHE ASKED ME WHAT SHE COULD DO. YES, 30 MINS AFTER THE DISCUSSION, SHE ASKED ME IF THERE WAS ANYTHING FOR HER TO DO. Now, it may seem irrational to get angry since after all, SHE IS ASKING FOR WORK. But then again, bitch we were discussing 30 FUCKING MINUTES AGO, WHY THE FUCK WEREN’T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!
So I was all, “urh, there’s no more work left. We discussed it earlier.” AND GUESS WHAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER DID?! SHE STARED AT ME, ROLLED HER EYES AND MADE A “TCH” SOUND.
MOTHERFUCKING BITCH TCH-ED ME AS IF IT WAS MY MOTHERFUCKING FAULT FOR NOT GIVING HER WORK TO DO. WHY THE FUCK ARE THE CHINA PEOPLE IN MY CLASS SO STUPID?! (EXCEPT FANYING, SHE’S NICE.)
Gonna stop complaining about her here because I know some of you righteous bastards are all “OH BRYAN, STOP BEING A BITCH AND HATING ON CHINA PEOPLE. WHY’RE YOU GENERALIZING THEM?!”
Fine. Let me clear myself up by focusing SOLELY ON CHINA PEOPLE IN STA OK? I can safely say that ONLY A SMALL HANDFUL CAN TALK PROPER ENGLISH (I LOVE THIS MINORITY TO BITS, I SWEAR) . Swear to god, IT’S FUCKING TRUE. Like. Which brings us to this fine point. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BITCHES IN A MEDIA COURSE WHEN YOU CAN’T SPEAK ENGLISH OR AREN’T CREATIVE?!
Everybody knows that STA = English-speaking school cause we’re doing media, SO IF YOU CAN’T SPEAK ENGLISH, PLEASE GTFO TO A COURSE WHERE YOU CAN SPEAK CHINESE ALLLLLLLLL DAY AND FUCKING ROT IN A HOLE. Let me quote an example, I was stuck in a CHINA group for a module that day (1 Sing, 3 China) and guess what? ME AND THIS OTHER CHINA GIRL WERE THE ONE DOING ALL THE FUCKING WORK! Guess what the other 2 did? ONE WATCHED SOME CRAPPY DRAMA AND THE OTHER WAS SLEEPING.
MOTHERFUCKER. YOU STAY IN A FUCKING HOSTEL 5 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE MAIN COMPOUND. YOU’RE STILL FUCKING SLEEEEPY?! I FUCKING STAY IN SIMEI BUT YOU DON’T SEE ME SLEEPING IN CLASS. THANKGOD YOU’RE FUCKING UGLY LIKE HELL AND THAT I PITY YOU. MOTHERFUCKER.
So in conclusion, RP’S CHINA PEOPLE IN STA WHO CAN’T SPEAK ENGLISH SHOULD GTFO SINGAPORE AND RETURN BACK TO CHINA TO GROW VEGGIES AND OVERPOPULATE THE COUNTRY. I DON’T CARE HOW OFFENSIVE THIS IS, (OR IF I SEEM LIKE A VULGAR MOTHERFUCKER) BUT IF YOU WERE ME OR THE OTHER PEOPLE FROM E35R, YOU’D UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.