I’M SHITHEAD AND I DO A BLACK FLIP

November 20, 2011 § 1 Comment

Met up with Jackie (www.beyondjackie.blogspot.com) and Cheryl (wolfgypsy.blogspot.com) yesterday for some ramen and good ol’ bitching/talking about frivolous stuff. Hahaha it’s awesome meeting FASHIUNZ_FRENZ and I know we’re gonna be super good friends. :D (No f-words yet omg)

Cheryl’s first time eating ramen and we were all OMG RAMEN VIRGIN. Witty ol’ me was all THEN WE SHOULD GET APPETIZERS…SO IT’LL BE FOREPLAY. FUNNY ANOT FUNNY ANOT?!?!?!

Jackie’s ~*~kawa11_n3h~*~ phone HAHAHAHAHA DAMN RETARDED.

“HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS.” “OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS A RARE CHEESECAKE?!” “EVERYBODY, POSE FOR ME I WANNA TAKE PICTURE”.

This is what happens when you combine 3 people with an insanely-wild imagination HAHAHAHA.
Jackie was telling us about how she had this FUCKING CRAZY stalker a while back and I was all ; “Imagine if he sent you a bra and was all, I wanna be both your physical and mental support….like this bra” HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY…I AM.

Starting to influence my friends to take neoprints HAHAHAHAHA YA’LL CAN NEVER ESCAPE FROM MY CLUTCHES. And fuck am I awkward or what HAHAHAHA LOOK AT JACKIE VOGUE-ING.

Invaded H&M cause Cheryl is a H&M Virgin and she’s probably the 84989489484th person to complain bout the store’s layout. SRSLY. You have a total mishmash of stuff which doesn’t look nice as a collective whole. /goes insane.
And the H&M Versace stuff was totally wiped out omg. ): My geometric-print t-shirt. ))))’; /firstworldproblem.

Miso Shecksy.

Don’t be jealous that I rock this fascinator so well UH HUH HAHAHAHAHAHA TOO BAD YOU CAN’T SEE ME SMIZE WTF.

Looking at random articles of clothing and making random comments ; OHMYGOD THAT’S A PROSTITUTE TOP!!! OHMYGOD JACKIE SO NEON YOU CONFIRM WILL LIKE. EH FUCK MAN ONLY MY MUDDER WILL WEAR THIS.

~*~Paparazzi shot~*~

Don’t know why this girl likes to vogue so much HAHAHAHAHAHA. The little girl I was babysitting (As in, not mauling her to death with a butcher knife) was all KORKOR MY MARMEE ALSO LIKE TO READ VOR-GUE. Lmao it’s ok kid, at least you’re cute.

Convinced them to head to the kids section to feed my rampant desire for having a child HAHAHAHA I think I was showing them how I’d style my future daughter wtf. And I got photobombed by this sadako-looking kid omg gtfo.

SO CUTE RIGHT SO CUTE RIGHT. I want a little dandy boy and a preppy boho girl so badly. ): Of course I’d adopt cause my sperms are super cmi = will result in horrible DNA and fucked up genes.

Jack’s doing insanely creepy things to a stuff-toy backpack. I am at a loss for words.

HOW FUCKING CUTE IS THIS OMG LITTLE SKELETON JUMPSUITS!!! FUCK IF ONLY I COULD WEAR THIS AND LOUNGE AT HOME BUT I’LL BULGE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES. ))): H&M y u no make bigger sizes?!?!?!
I tried to get Jackie to try it and she was like “HAH WHAT IF I BULGE?” and I was like…you don’t have a penis…do you? HAHAHAHA.

BIOLOGICAL. CLOCK. TICKING.

Camwhoring outside the H&M lift cause we honestly have nothing better to do HAHAHAHAHA.

Giving a derp face in honour of Jackie HAHAHAHAHA I LARV YIUUUUUU. /commences saying i<3u in different languages.

There’s something EXTREMELY liberating about hanging with people who are damn buay-paisei because you can do stupid shit like posing outside branded-stores even though the doorman is staring at you with the O_o??? face.

One day, we will walk in and SWEEP EVERYTHING inside with our credit cards…even the mannequins which we will hug to sleep at night and pretend it’s a real person.

Our fail attempt to take a picture with the Louis Vuitton elephant HAHAHAHAHAHAHA love how we did it even though there were 459849484984 people coming and going.

Obligatory outfit shots because we are insanely addicted to lookbook HAHAHAHAHA. Feels good being with people who are all OMG LET’S TAKE OUTFIT SHOT and knowing you’re not the only one with this complex.

FENDI BAG POSE BRYAN BOY STYLE. Just less fab of course HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Walking shots because every ~*~fashionista~*~ must at least have one.

HOW CUTE IS CHERYL IN THIS SHOT?!?!! TELL ME OK HAHAHAHAHAHA TELL ME DA TRUF.

Dancing outside Wisma Atria to chinese oldies (WA MENG TIIIII WA MENG TIIIIII) and showing the world that we are born naturales at dancing freestyle SOMEONE HIRE US TO BE BACKUP DANCERS HAHAHAHA. And on a random note, I bought those boots back in 2009 and up till update, they’re one of my favourite pairs even though they cost only…$15 SGD LOL WTF.

Harassing my friend through awkward movement and wild flailing ; something I’m very accustomed to doing.

Group shots HAHAHAHAHA can’t wait for our picnic in december WHOO WHOO WHOO.

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL STYLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JACKIE FUCKING LOVES HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (silentlyjudgingherbtw)

This looks like one of em’ props in a Disney movie where it ~*~comes to life~*~ when an orphan girl sits next to it and cries on Christmas Day because she’s ~*~hungry and alone~*~. And then it whisks her unto a ~*~magical sled~*~ where she finds love, peace and a new family in a far-off land. Brb crying I’m a movie director genius.

Artsy fartsy shot of Ion that nobody cares about but I like it so here it is, displayed on my blog.

Swishinessssssssssssssssssss. Note to self ; Get a really dramatic outer-wear soon which sways as I walk ; X-MEN STYLE.

Was lying around on some comfy seats with Cheryl when we noticed some guy staring VERY intently as us. And we were all “Wtf is he gonna rob us or rape us or molest us or all 3 of the above?!?!” Turns out he was a street-style photographer HAHAHAHAHA CALM YO TITS PEOPLE.

Clarke Quay-ed (My bff used to pronounce it as Klark Kuay when she was younger HAHAHAHA) with Madhavan for some free ice-cream AND FUCKYEAH CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS! <3 stood there and danced to christmas jingles + played with bubbles. (: I miss hanging out with her. <333

Hahaha look how bad my skin is! FUCK YOU ROACCUTANE THOUGH I WILL GROW TO LOVE YOU IN ANOTHER MONTH’S TIME. Ended up spending the night sitting by the river, singing to Eagles – Hotel California and eating icecream. We were THIS CLOSE to walk bout our feelings and crying our eyes out HAHAHAHA OK I JOKE.

HAPPY HAPPY WEEKEND ONCE AGAIN. <3


Can we all please take some time out of our lives to listen to this AMAZING SONG HAHAHAHAHA.

WE ARE WILD THINGS.

November 13, 2011 § Leave a comment

Ikr? A blogpost title that doesn’t sound insane or like I’m high on cocaine YAY GO ME. Had a fucking awesome Saturday as usual with Becca and Jinghui + Celeste. Hahaha the latter 2 are the latest “addition” to my hAnG_OutXxX buddies and it’s ironic, cause we weren’t thaaat close in secondary school. Hahaha it’s never too late I guess and besides, WE’RE NO LONGER AS CHILDISH AS WE USED TO BE HAHAHAHAHAHA DUNCH FWENZXZX YIUZXZX.

Woke up at 6am on a saturday morning, headed down to Orchard at 8am AND SPENT THE MORNING DIGGING THROUGH THE DEN OF THE STORE THAT IS TOPSHOP @ KNIGHTSBRIDGE WITH BECCA! :3 Hahaha spent the day as a personal stylist to her and we ended up walking away with the perfect lace-dress in the yummiest shade of burgundy! <3 Ended up getting trapped at 313 FOR AGES at Starbucks  and wound up outside a Prada store where we took outfit shoes….and cursed people for getting into our way!

Btw I’m finally wearing 30-40% black in my outfit! WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?! :3 DO I LOOK LIKE A MEMBER OF PAP NOW?! LMAO.

Rest of the evening was spent camwhoring in a neoprint booth where we laughed like hyenas, dropping a cheeseburger on my phone whilst bitching bout a certain classmate, buying ~*~friendship rings~*~ at H&M, walking all the way from Cinei to 313 ARE WE THERE YET ARE WE THERE YET and bumming at Starbucks. Hahaha cant’ wait to meet the 2 for KBBQ in December! <333

Feeling blessed as always! :D Though school’s tomorrow and I really hate that fucking module urgh.

I think this is called a Visual Diary ; A post where you place 585983938983 pictures without text cause you’re fucking lazy and hope people just appreciate the pics.

November 7, 2011 § 1 Comment

 So I’ve once again played the dissapearing act again for over a month (HOLY SHIT) but to be honest, nothing much has been happening except the usual routine of activities I go through. Endless amounts of shopping (I’m INSANELY addicted to platform shoes, monochrome leopard print and chokers now!), meeting up over good food with loved ones and MY NEW ADDICTION…NEOPRINTS!!! <3 <3 <3

Hahaha I’ve also birthed an online store with my best homie Mo (I call her Moses) @ http://www.thelastnocturne.livejournal.com! Please do support! <3 Hahaha we’re dropping a new collection in 2 weeks time AWWWWWYEAH.

Basically speaking, life is good and I couldn’t ask for it to be any better. Well, you can subtract Portfolio Development and FYP and I might be a happier kid hahaha.

TIME TO GET BACK INTO THE GROOVE OF BLOGGING.

MY FAMILY, THE ONLY ONES WHO’LL TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO MOTHER-FUCKING TUAS FOR SOME SEAFOOD. TRUE STORY YA’LL.

October 3, 2011 § Leave a comment

Apparently when my Dad claims the car drive to “the best seafood restaurant” in Singapore wasn’t long, he really was joking. -_- Then again his sense of humour is SO BIZARRE that sometimes, I don’t know whether he’s joking or not HAHAHAHAHA SRSLY.

But the car-ride was insanely awesome cause we sang along to the Spice Girls (Even my mum HAHAHAHAHA I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER TO DRESS LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM) and we ended up getting lost. @_@ We ended up circling the Tuas Industrial Zone 930940859585958 times with my Dad going FUCK FUCK FUCK WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE FUCKING RESTAURANT.

I love my family.

I think my mum was making some kind of joke here bout something she heard from the neighbours. O_o This woman is damn scary ok HAHAHAHAHA SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING BOUT OUR NEIGHBOURS. Like when a car drives past, she can immediately identify the owner and where he/she stays. ): This is Desperate Housewives – The Fucked Up Version lmao.

My dad being ~*~oh so serious~*~ as usual even though my mum and I keep trying to get him to laugh HAHAHAHA BY MAKING DIRTY JOKES OR SPROUTING NONSENSE. Examples of horrible jokes we make “What if the whiskers on the steamed fish is actually the armpit hair of the rude China waitress?”. My family = insanely classy.

I can’t remember wtf this is but damn it was good. If we had to drive 90 fucking minutes just for seafood, IT HAD BETTER BE DAMN GOOD. D8

Kang Kong cause we’re your typical chinese family.

A giant monstrosity of a steamed pomfret which took us ages to finish. Apparently this was what we drove there from HAHAHAHA I HAVE NO REGRETS. Despite spilling some of the gravy on my Something Noir vest. ):

Apparently this is stewed goose leg, a chunk of goose fat and 2 brocollis. All for a dandy price of SGD$16 which I can use to order a sexy Mcspicy Upsized Meal + Mcflurry + Upsize it. ): Capitalism, you’re a whore.

After EONS OF WAITING AND CRYING INTO MY PILLOW (LIKE A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG), GARETH PUGH FINALLY UNLEASHED HIS SPRING 2012 COLLECTION FUCK I HAD A VISUAL ORGASM THE MINUTE I SAW THE IMAGES. Monochrome, billowing volumes of fabric, leather structures which look fucking uncomfortable and structured pieces.

Everything I want in my clothing. (((‘; Brb whilst I go rewatch the show again and again. T_T

VICKI + MY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY WE GOTTA PARTY LIKE IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY

September 29, 2011 § 2 Comments

Ridiculously comfy faux fur-fringe jacket from Lihui and Linqi! <3 Hahaha one of the best birthday gifts in a while! <3

Channeling my inner-Style Stockholm with the Alexander Wang Kirsten Satchel that Alcie got me! HOW HOW GOT FASHION BLOG FEEL ANOT.

Camwhored outside the Registry of Marriage because we can HAHAHAHAHA.

Decided to make a birthday card (STANDARD ONE HAHAHAHA) and a CD for her birthday since I was horrendously broke. ): Retail therapy does all sorts of horrible things to you. T_T Prepared to starve for the next month over my recent purchases.

Feeding my alcoholic tendencies with a margarita. *_* I’m ridiculously addicted to drinking them recently. O:

If you come to Timbre and forgo eating the Roasted Duck Pizza, I’ll just speak colloquially and ask you…COME FOR FUCK?

Hahaha Belinda rushed down from the EXPO and actually, 75% of the dinner was paid by her as a treat. I love you Belinda! <3 Hahaha CHEERS TO YOU FUTURE PASTRY CHEF/DJER. Vicki and I will camp outside your bakery and steal cakes all day. *_*

So this is a ridiculously late post because this gathering was last month? As I’ve said, TRYING TO GET OVER THIS BLOGGING INERTIA. D8 Hahaha as time flies and I grow up (Both physically and mentally TYVM), I find that superficial needs like OMG MUST HAVE MANY FRIENDS LIKE A CHEERLEADER start to become ridiculous because after all, all you need are a handful of friends who care hahaha. So what better way to celebrate my 19th birthday then to celebrate with 2 of my OLDEST FRIENDS EVER. <3

Hahaha but srsly, we have 5 years of friendship and WOW HAVE WE DONE A SHITLOAD OF STUPID STUFF HAHAHAHAHAHA. For those of you who recognize Vicki, we used to do A LOT OF STUPID RIDICULOUS SHIT WHEN WE WERE YOUNG. Like meeting each other at 10am at Pasir Ris beach to study and then playing there until 10pm. :/ And now we’re so old that we’re unable to go out for more than 8 hours. T_T Age does this to you really. ):

School starts next thursday (FUCKYEAH 12:30PM – 4:30PM CLASS) and I’m determined to make the best of the final semester in RP! (: Gotta snap lots of pics, hang out with the people I love and treasure everything around me until the SAF rips 2 years of my life from me hahaha.

TAKE CARE EVERYONE. <3

So I’ve been trying my best to blog properly but I guess I’m doomed to forever be one hell of a lazy motherfucker! -_-

September 24, 2011 § 1 Comment

So I have a CRAPLOAD of stuff to blog about like outings with loved ones and what not but somehow, I feel intense inertia whenever I open the Dashboard! :/ Attributing this to recent stress caused by NS, FYP, PD and especially the opening of an online store I’m working on with a friend! ): Times like this where I wished everything was Disney-like and we’d all have happy endings and nice blonde hair HAHAHAHAHA.

This influx of photos are basically what I’ve been up to aka. portfolio development and FYP! T_T Which is leaving me in stress-ridden pieces cause I have this tendency to worry too much. -_- BUT SRSLY I CAN’T WAIT TO GRADUATE FROM THIS AVERAGE SCHOOL AND FINALLY GET MY DEGREE FROM RAFFLES WHOO FASHION COMMS.

I think I need to lie in a corner now and go into a NAPFA-induced coma. HAHAHAHAHA I FAILED BTW AS EXPECTED WHOOP UNFIT PEOPLE.

FUCKYEAH IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY TIME TO BE SUPER SUPER CLICHE AND TYPE OUT 20 THINGS I WANNA CONTINUE OR START DOING!!!!!

August 25, 2011 § 1 Comment

1. GET MY ONLINE STORE UP AND RUNNING!!! Ordering stock this week UNST UNST UNST CAN’T WAIT.
2. Continue donating $50sgd to random pet shelters every month!!! GOOD KARMA UNFFFFF.
3. FINISH COMPOSING 2 MORE PIECES FOR MY MUSIC PORTFOLIO.
4. TAKE MORE PICTURES FOR PORTFOLIO DEVELOPMENT!!! Aka. do more grand scale projects.
5. Continue being supportive and loving (Don’t laugh ok) to my friends and family! <3
6. FUCKING ENJOY LIFE BEFORE I GO TO NS HNRGHHHHHHHHHHH.
7. Dress like it’s a fucking fashion show to school ERRDAY. 75 DAYS, 75 AWESOME OUTFITS.
8. Start learning HOW TO PROPERLY SEW HNRGHHHHHH.
9. NEVER SELL MY SOUL TO TRASHY MUSIC AKA. MUSIC BY KATY PERRY LOL.
10. Go to school EVERYDAY and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T SKIP IT!!! (LMAO I’M SIRIUS)
11. BUY MORE SHOES. (There has to be something superficial here!!!)
12. SPEND AS MUCH TIME WITH MY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE I SERVE THE NATION SOB.
13. FINISH FYP IN ONE PIECE WITHOUT KILLING A CERTAIN SOMEONE.
14. Lose weight hnrghhhh!!! I GAINED WEIGHT = CAN ONLY FIT JAP M NOW HNRGHH.
15. Stop fretting that I’m hitting the Big 2 next year!! T_T
16. DO SOMETHING THAT’LL MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I’M MY OWN AGE LOL.
17. Find the PERFECT PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS.
18. Get my dog to lose 4kg so that she’s not susceptible to heart problems wtf. -_-
19. STOP buying jewelry by the batch and invest in timeless pieces!!!
20. STAY AWESOME XOXOXOXO LOL.

ZOMG BLOGGING AT 12:49AM YAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU FOR WISHING ME MUST GO BOTANIC GARDENS FOR FYP FILM LOCATION RECCE LEH GG TO ME SPF 250!!11!!!11111

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